Thanks Jimbo and Budgie
Well what can I say, an eventful evening to say the least

I had me nails done on the way home from work and rushed home to get changed. Not too easy to do when your in a rush and have freshly stuck on nails. ****** ended up breaking a nail

(surely they should be expected to last more than half an hour?)
Anyway I had decided to go for a swim after me workout - did I mention he was on lifeguard duty tonight

I put me cosy on under me tracky bottoms and rushed off. Did a short workout tonight .. I was afterall going to go for a swim after.
Well hit the swimming pool in fine style. Walked in in my most flattering costume. I had spent all evening Sunday deciding which one to wear. In the end it was a toss up between the one with the flattering plunge neckline and push up type top thingy whcih wasn't too flattering to my huge derrier, or the dark more bottom friendly one which wasn't quite so eye catchng to the top half if you get me drift. Anyway in the rush and excitement I decided to choose the one to show off me assets
So there I am strutting in all looking out for Rob. I see him and catch his eye and give him my sweetest smile

He smiles back

but how flippin typical me not looking where I'm going trip over some floaty weight thingamebobs which had been left out from the water aerobics class. I end up going face first into the pool

I was so embarrassed. My huge posteria flying up in the air must have been a right sight
Rob came running over to see if I was ok. By which time I was so embarrassed I just said yes fine and tried to quickly compose myself. Never quite managed that. Its been some time since I've been swimming and I'd forgotten how hard it was. I tried to glide throught the pool to show off in front of him, although I'm sure I only managed to do the doggy paddle and splashing water everywhere.
Finally I tried to creep out of the pool and maintain my dignity hoping he had forgotten all about me by now, but to muy horror I saw him tracing towards me as I walked to the changing room. I started to speed up as I thought I'd embarrassed myself enough already. He managed to catch me up and to my surprise he said he was finishing in a bit and would I like to go for a drink with him. Wow I was so shocked I thought he must have thought I was a right nutter by now! I rushed into the changing room shaking.
Got in the changing room and ******!

realised I hadn't packed my knickers, ******! how could I have not brought them. Here I am with the shortest skirt to change into and no knickers and the date of my life. ******! I'd already accepted his offer I can't backout now!
So off I go, we went to a pub and sat down, me keeping my legs firmly crossed. I felt so uncomfrotable and thought everybody was looking at me and knew. I couldn't relax and spent the evening sat their hardly saying a word with my legs so tightly crossed he must have thought I had some sort of phobia.
We had a couple of drinks he then asked me back to his house. I said no so quickly and loudly he looked a little taken aback. I then appologized and made my excusses and made a hasty exit.
I feel so awful now I think I've blown it.
